multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower)


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simplymykayla:

sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)

vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

(Source: aprilfuckingdwyer)